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Friday, May 1, 2009

Sex Postion in a Door Jam? What?

Warning this post will be a bit more racy then my normal post! Okay, so I received my Glamour magazine in the mail a week or so ago and as I was flippin though it..this is what I saw....

So of course, I went right to study this article and died laughing...are these positions for someone that is 20? I mean come on....You can seriously get hurt doing some of these! Now don't get me wrong I am all for a new position but...I really don't want to end up in the ER doing it! Okay let us go one by one on these positions.....

1. This one...not to bad...easy well for me..haha...and that is important...but this one is basic
2. What door jam? If you have a bathroom in your bedroom, maybe...my door jam is way to small! I am also not to sure if I want a splinter in my back? And hello we have four kids...we can not just bust up and have woopie with the bedroom door open and do it right there in the door jam.....Oh my gosh my children would be horrified...and scared for life...lol...
3. As stated in this picture my thighs are so out of shape....guess I could get them in shape while doing this one...hum....haha
4. This one is the funny one....uhhhh no I am way to clumsy to balance myself to even attempt this...it does not look comfy for either person...and my husband has a bad neck anyway...yeap....37 will do that to you....well that or me crashing and flippin our car on Christmas Day 2006...That might have done it....hum...maybe... ;)


Okay, so sex as we all know can be wonder and fun....but if you cause serious injuries to yourself or your partner.....that is no fun! So be careful...find the positions that work for you...don't be scared to try new ones....that do no cause injury...and have fun...lol.....Would love to hear your comments on these positions...or hey, any other ones..... ;)

On the family side! Yes, I know a family side on a sex position post..haha..but here we go...I promised cheap travel tips...well our vacation was really cheap to be honest, cept the food cost of course. I will share this soon. I would be sharing now, but I have had a devastating loss....my camera that I lost then found and was soooo happy that I located it..did me wrong...I took pics from Preston's bday...our long trip...and then Sebastian's bday...in all I had about 250 photos on my camera...I was getting ready to download them and it said....CAN NOT READ CARD....So as of right now I cannot get my pics off my camera....we looked this up online and it seems this happens a lot! So if you take pics with your digital..make sure to get your pics off as soon as you can..and remember that your memory card does not last forever, you need to get a new one every year...to keep this from happening..that is if you take a million pics like we do!!!! This is your tip for the week! Take it to heart...so you do not end up like me and lose precious pictures!!! We are going to try to take the card to a photo specialists to see if they can get the pics off...but I am doubtful... :( To end on an up note, today is Friday! Yay! So you all go out and have a wonderful weekend!!!
Later Tators!

14 comments:

SHIMI said...

hi,
nice to be here

Nina said...

Haha... what a great and funny post. I am like you, just getting a bit old for the monkey business in tough places. No thanks!!!

That sucks about the camera. We have had lots of trouble with card readers and not getting pic's, bought a new reader and they are all their. I defenitly need to learn not to keep all my photos on a card because I do and that is bad.

To updated you on Thomas, he still doesn't sleep all night. I gave up on the rice milk. My sitter wasn't helping with the dairy so I just gave up. Someday....

Susie said...

Oh my gosh!!! That is so funny!! I can't get past the door jam!!

Jenn said...

Are you SURE we aren't blood related????? Just asking, AGAIN! lol

Love you!

~Jenn

Suburbia Steph said...

The Betty Rocker....LOL! That looks pretty uncomfortable! And totally ridiculous...I mean, a rocking chair is TOTALLY unstable. They were really reaching for these...no pun intended.

Stephanie said...

Too funny, Tiffiney! I agree some of these just wouldn't work....especially the door jam.... Scaring the children...more like scarring them for life...is out along with a trip to the ER...Hmmm!

Great post...I needed a laugh and got one today...Thanks! :)

Cassie said...

That's crazy! Why would you want to have sex in a door jam? lol

Gombojav Tribe said...

I guess the door jam one is designed for those who live in earthquake country. That way if the ground actually does start to move (ha!) you're in a safe place and can continue with what you were doing.

Speaking of....We spent our wedding night in the earthquake capital of the world, Parkfield, California in a little inn whose slogan is "Be Here When It Happens!" LOL!

iceah said...

Happy Mother's day to you dear sorry haven't read your post yet I'll be back soon :p

Native American Momma said...

hahaha My hubby used to want to try crazy positions, until Oprah was on prime time. hehe Dr. Oz talked about how you can break your penis.

glenda said...

those are crazy, funny and awkward positions, i just had to laugh! and tilt my head this way and that way too teehee! =)

CailinMarie said...

giggles! that was great! thank you for sharing; I find that I must agree the rocking chair looks dangerous... and your comments regarding the door jam are too funny.

Maricris Zen Mama said...

I think that if I even try one of them I'll end up seeing the Chiro the next day! Yikes! I guess a lot of 'em are bored with the traditional position! LOL!

Fine Life Folk said...

I think that those positions are good for as hardcore workout.